Tuesday, November 02, 2004
Okay, today im going to talk about the pictures below. The lizard ones. Yesterday night, after a whole day muggin my ss.....(how exciting) i went to bed as usual. However, i was unable to slp so i decided to get up and get myself a glass of MILK! =) As i stepped into the kitchen, i small grey like being with huge black eyes caught my eye.Ohh no!! It is an Alien??? Nope..It's a HOUSE LIZARD!! Suddenly, the devil got into my body...(well, it was hollween yesterday) and a sinister idea came to my mind. LET'S BURN THE LIZARD!!! MUAHAHAHHAHAH! *ehhem* Yes, so i got the lighter and chased the tiny creature around.Due to the fact that im a human being and human beings have a bigger cerebral(forebrain-part of the brain which controls intelligence) than lizards, i cornered the pest and burn it with mah lighter. It died after 3 secs of burning.
Lizard make lousy firefigthers. Why? This is b'cos lizards are cold-blooded creatures.This means that they could not keep a constant body temperature on their own.Their body temperature changes according to their surroundings.Under a hot flame, the lizard's body temperature rises to above 50 degrees. At such extreme heat, the enzymes within the lizard is denatured and thus it was unable to respire as the enzymes failed to react.As a result, the lizard dies quickly. =) (man, im good at BIO...LOL)
As u can see, cold-blooded animals are such primitive creatures. Ohh well....i think i hav to change the "A BIT saddistic" to "EXTREMELY saddistic" above. =) Until then....."enjoy" the pics. =)
